Who I'm Not...

"Robert Funk" isn't as rare a name as one might expect. To help you pick me out from the crowd, here are some of them I'm not. Also, for those of you who may run into me in person, here are people who some have claimed I look like, but who I'm not...
  • Joey Ramone
  • Howard Stern
  • Kenny G
  • Eric Idle
    (at the end of Life Of Brian, when he's singing "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life")
  • James Woods
    (what, somebody with short hair?!)
Frightened yet? I am.