#!/usr/bin/perl $play="/usr/bin/play"; @sounds=( "/usr/share/XFCE/sounds/pop02.wav", "/usr/share/XFCE/sounds/pop01.wav", "/usr/share/XFCE/sounds/ping04.wav", "/usr/local/share/sounds/windows/ding.wav", "/usr/share/sounds/gnibbles/pop.wav", "/opt/wine/mschomp/eatfruit.wav", "/opt/wine/mschomp/eatghost.wav", "/opt/Office51/gallery/sounds/laser.wav", "/usr/local/src/Sound/Lsox/Sox/monkey.wav", "/usr/local/share/sounds/clips/ringout.wav", "/usr/lib/xemacs/xemacs-packages/etc/sounds/bark.wav", "/usr/lib/xemacs/xemacs-packages/etc/sounds/bass-snap.wav", "/usr/lib/xemacs/xemacs-packages/etc/sounds/boing.wav", "/usr/lib/xemacs/xemacs-packages/etc/sounds/click.wav", "/usr/lib/xemacs/xemacs-packages/etc/sounds/ding.wav", "/usr/lib/xemacs/xemacs-packages/etc/sounds/drip.wav", "/usr/lib/xemacs/xemacs-packages/etc/sounds/drum-beep.wav", "/usr/lib/xemacs/xemacs-packages/etc/sounds/monkey.wav", "/usr/lib/xemacs/xemacs-packages/etc/sounds/piano-beep.wav", "/usr/lib/xemacs/xemacs-packages/etc/sounds/quiet-beep.wav", "/usr/lib/xemacs/xemacs-packages/etc/sounds/slap.wav", "/usr/lib/xemacs/xemacs-packages/etc/sounds/say-beep.wav", "/usr/lib/xemacs/xemacs-packages/etc/sounds/yeep.wav", "/usr/share/enlightenment/themes/ShinyMetal/snd/Beep.wav", "/usr/share/enlightenment/themes/ShinyMetal/snd/boingiggig.wav", "/usr/share/enlightenment/themes/ShinyMetal/snd/Boing.wav", "/usr/share/enlightenment/themes/ShinyMetal/snd/Bubbles.wav", "/usr/share/enlightenment/themes/ShinyMetal/snd/Bweep.wav", "/usr/share/enlightenment/themes/ShinyMetal/snd/drip.wav", "/usr/share/enlightenment/themes/ShinyMetal/snd/FingerSnap.wav", "/usr/share/enlightenment/themes/ShinyMetal/snd/rubberband.wav", "/usr/share/enlightenment/themes/ShinyMetal/snd/tink.wav", ); $soundfile=""; $c=0; while (($c++<@sounds) && (! -r $soundfile)) { $soundfile=$sounds[int(rand(@sounds))]; } if (-r $soundfile) { $cmd="$play $soundfile"; } else { print STDERR "Gave up looking for a sound file.\n"; $cmd="/bin/false"; } $ping="/bin/ping"; $arg=$ARGV[0]; open (PING,"$ping $arg |") or die "Can't ping $arg\n"; #close(STDERR); select STDERR; $|=1; select STDOUT; $|=1; while () { print; if (/ bytes from /) { system($cmd) and printf("%c",7); } }